ÅŁĮŸĘËŇ PRE-ORDER
Here we have a specimen of other worldly proportions. Unfit for Earthly customs, these Aliyeens are willing to sacrifice the freedom of floating through the vastness of space for the right amount of pampered living.. and coffee. New to Earth’s gravity, they’ve installed weighted pebbles of sorts their paws and gut for stability. They’ll come stock with a short minky coat for smooth sailing when traveling out of our atmosphere.
They say “no shirt, no shoes, no service”, but these green bean looking boba yeens cannot bring themselves to acknowledge our arbitrary Earthly ways. To understand the Aliyeen, you must abide by their TOS;
“shirt, shoes, no service”
And we think those are words to live by.
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This should be a relatively short lived pre-order! If all goes as planned, they should be sailing across the pond within the next week or two! That means only about 1-2 months to your door!
Boba-less Aliyeens will also be available in the near future. How alien of them!
Here we have a specimen of other worldly proportions. Unfit for Earthly customs, these Aliyeens are willing to sacrifice the freedom of floating through the vastness of space for the right amount of pampered living.. and coffee. New to Earth’s gravity, they’ve installed weighted pebbles of sorts their paws and gut for stability. They’ll come stock with a short minky coat for smooth sailing when traveling out of our atmosphere.
They say “no shirt, no shoes, no service”, but these green bean looking boba yeens cannot bring themselves to acknowledge our arbitrary Earthly ways. To understand the Aliyeen, you must abide by their TOS;
“shirt, shoes, no service”
And we think those are words to live by.
————
This should be a relatively short lived pre-order! If all goes as planned, they should be sailing across the pond within the next week or two! That means only about 1-2 months to your door!
Boba-less Aliyeens will also be available in the near future. How alien of them!
Here we have a specimen of other worldly proportions. Unfit for Earthly customs, these Aliyeens are willing to sacrifice the freedom of floating through the vastness of space for the right amount of pampered living.. and coffee. New to Earth’s gravity, they’ve installed weighted pebbles of sorts their paws and gut for stability. They’ll come stock with a short minky coat for smooth sailing when traveling out of our atmosphere.
They say “no shirt, no shoes, no service”, but these green bean looking boba yeens cannot bring themselves to acknowledge our arbitrary Earthly ways. To understand the Aliyeen, you must abide by their TOS;
“shirt, shoes, no service”
And we think those are words to live by.
————
This should be a relatively short lived pre-order! If all goes as planned, they should be sailing across the pond within the next week or two! That means only about 1-2 months to your door!
Boba-less Aliyeens will also be available in the near future. How alien of them!